I AM FUCKING DONE!

Dear Hearts,

I wasn’t gonna post tonight, but now my ire is up.

Per some Facebook convo’s—one of whom is my dearest friend--, locking my keys in the trunk of my car, and a grumpy Bugsy…my ire is up a bit.

I AM DONE. FUCKING DONE.

I am done apologizing for:

Being A Republican:

For eight fucking years we told to get to “the back of the bus”—if a white guy had said that he woulda been in deep shit with the media. For eight years, being a Republican ipso facto has been a crime. Stupid. Ignorant. Wrong.

I didn’t want Trump! I fucking never wanted Trump! But ya’ know what!? That’s the candidate the GOP left us with. They failed so many of us. But ya’ know what else?? I can’t stand the idea of fucking Hillary running the country even more! And I am not gonna go into why. I’m done. I am fucking done apologizing. I AM A REPUBLICAN. FUCKING DEAL. I have seven years of college, including a Master’s Degree. I’m not stupid. I don’t think every Hillary supporter is stupid. My mother is one and I love her with all that I am.

For Christ’s sake, Trump is not gonna shut down Planned Parenthood, deport every single illegal, build a wall, kill gays, and molest every woman he can as soon as he becomes president. Try some common fucking sense! He is already backpedaling. You think that Congress and Senate would just sit by and let him do that? Fuck no. Most of them didn’t even support him. Hillary-via Madeline Albright promised me a place in Hell if I didn’t vote for her because she’s a woman. She called me deplorable. I would feel the same fucking way you feel if Hillary were president-elect.  

Because I think the racial divide in this country is worse than ever and that maybe if you fuck with a cop or run from a cop or get in a cop’s face your gonna get shot—Because I think would absolutely be alert if I were on a plane with a Muslim—Because I absolutely hold my purse closer when I see a man who gives me a certain feeling—Because I feel more comfortable in Starbuck in Wayne, NJ instead of Verizon in Patterson, NJ--Because I believe ALL LIVES MATTER…

Then

I’m racist? FUCK YOU.

This is America—we are allowed to dis-a-fucking-gree! Why does the opposite have to be criminalized?

So, Fuck You.

Not Believing Climate Change Is Around The Corner:

I don’t buy all of it. I have my reasons just like a lot of scientists do. So you occupy Wall Street and tell me that the moon landing was faked? But, I’d better believe in climate change. Fuck you, too. I am not going to give up my fucking car or start recycling. I don’t floss either. THEY just decided that flossing doesn’t really matter and coffee is good for you. So, nope. I AM THINKING FOR MY FUCKING SELF.

Smoking:

I smoke. Don’t fucking tell me what the consequences are. Leave me the fuck alone. That bit of second hand smoke you inhaled? It will not kill you anymore that the dozen cars that just passed you! I smoke. It doesn’t fucking affect you. So leave me the fuck alone. Have another Bacon-ator at Wendy’s.

Driving Jersey:

Yeah, I drive the way I drive. WELL. My Jersey dad taught me. So fuck off and drive faster if I’m tailgating you. I will not get ARRESTED FOR NOT STOPPING AT A STOP SIGN FOR THREE FULL SECONDS.

And, I don’t care if you don’t think I am not gonna stop at a light or stop sign—I do. And yes, I can fucking drive with my knees while I arrange my coffee, cigarette, and Sirius.

I’m alive and (Thanks be to God) I’ve never had a ticket—but also I am a good fucking driver. And, if you are criticizing me—I’m driving, not you!

Believing That Morality Matters and Using The Word Morality:

Yes, morality. Morality. Morality. Morality. It matters. So does having a Faith. I believe in being moral and I believe in moral people. No, Trump isn’t one. But, neither if fucking Hillary.

I think America needs more morality.

One of the STRONGEST ARGUMENTS FOR GOD IS THAT THERE ARE MORAL OBJECTIVES.

No asshole, at Bible Study—morality doesn’t fucking change from one day to another. You don’t hurt kids and animals. You don’t cheat on your spouse. You don’t steal…

I am not in any way the Poster-Child for morality, but I fucking believe in it.

AND YES, YOU CAN BE MORAL AND SWEAR AND SMOKE AND BE A REPUBLICAN.

In the words of Dennis Miller: That’s just my opinion, I could be wrong. But I’m done fucking apologizing for it.

Smoke ‘em if ya’ got ‘em. God Bless

In the name of The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit; Mother Mary, Saint Brigid; Saint Jude; Saint Therese Lisieux; Saint Peter; Archangel Michael, and my Guardian Angel, Jed.

PS: I LOVE ALL WHO ARE READING THIS. BUT I GOTTA VENT.

NOT GONNA SAY IT…